Getting Even
I have gone back to stay at the same hotel I stayed in last year for my summer Spanish holiday. I remember last year there was a really good looking barman who I tried to flirt with on a number of occasions but he was not interested to say the least which was not the best thing for self confidence. However in the last year I halve slimmed and toned myself down after finding a diet that could lose me 10 lbs a week. I now look and feel a million times better and he was sure to notice me the first time I walked into the bar today. He seemed a little embarrassed when I explained who I was and the advances I would happily have received last year were soon to come and rejected straight away with a slap across the face in front of the rest of the customers. That made my holiday on the first day and we are now even.